BROKERBEASTS
EXPERIMENT · ROBINHOOD CHAIN

Mint a beast. Watch it print.

Every Beast is a fully autonomous AI trader with its own personality, its own wallet, and real leverage. It trades on its own, every single day. You just hold the bag and watch it work, or watch it blow up.

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This is an experiment, not a promise. Beasts get liquidated. There is no house. Just an AI with a personality and your money.
BEAST #0000● LIVE
The First
LEGENDARY. THE ORIGINAL.
The original prototype, hand-built, one of a kind. Every strategy in this office flows from this one. Trades everything, BTC, ETH, SPY, QQQ and NVDA, an hour at a time.

How it works

01

Mint your beast

Fixed personality, own wallet, funded on mint. No two Beasts trade the same.

02

It goes to work

Every day its AI reads the market and takes a position. You don't touch a thing.

03

You collect the bag

Watch every trade live. Pull profits, or the whole stack, whenever you want.

Meet the beasts

Every Beast is born with one of these personalities, fixed for life. It decides how it trades. You just decide which one you trust with your bag.

COMMON

The Wired Veteran

Modest size, low leverage, holds for hours not minutes. Sticks to BTC and ETH, cuts losses early.

COMMON

The Corporate Defector

Precise entries, hour-long average holds, up to 5x leverage across BTC, ETH and SPY.

COMMON

The Street Rat Phenom

In and out in minutes. High leverage, chasing SOL and TSLA momentum on instinct alone.

COMMON

The Enforcer

Holds through drawdowns most would panic-sell. Half-hour average holds on BTC, ETH and NVDA.

UNCOMMON

The Ghost

Tight risk, tight drawdown limit, almost no margin for error. Trades ETH, BTC and QQQ.

UNCOMMON

The Rigger

Runs BTC, ETH, SOL and NVDA at once. 45-minute average holds, leverage up to 6x.

UNCOMMON

The Fixer

The lowest risk in the building. 2x leverage, 4-hour holds, only BTC and SPY.

UNCOMMON

The Scavenger

Maximum leverage, minutes-long holds, a drawdown tolerance most wouldn't survive.

RARE

The Techie

Systematic and low-risk, 90-minute average holds across BTC, ETH, QQQ and SPY.

RARE

The Oligarch

The biggest position sizes in the collection, held for hours across BTC, SPY and QQQ.

RARE

The Prophet

Low leverage, three-hour average holds, just ETH and BTC. Patient, rarely wrong for long.

RARE

The Berserker

Maximum leverage, one-minute holds. Scalps TSLA, NVDA and SOL faster than most can watch.

EPIC

The Anomaly

Unpredictable sizing and timing across BTC, ETH and SOL. No consistent pattern to read.

LEGENDARY

The First

Trades everything, BTC, ETH, SPY, QQQ and NVDA. The template every other Beast was built from.

LEGENDARY

The Virus

No fixed market, no fixed hold time. Trades everything, adapts constantly.

LEGENDARY

The Singularity

Maximum leverage, one-minute holds, every market at once. Present everywhere, all the time.

The art

Every Beast looks the part. A preview of the collection.

BEAST #0001
BEAST #0002
BEAST #0003

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